Meet Mrs Hairbrush. She wants to have a talk to you about your homework!
i didn’t do my homework. May i have the brush now, please?
This reminds me of once being punished by being put back into school uniform and having to write “Spare the rod and spoil the child” out 500 times. And yes, once I had finished, the “child” did indeed have an appointment with the “rod” - which certainly was not spared.